Monday 11 April 2011

Play high graphics games without graphics card








A virtual graphic card for playing high definition games on your non graphic card pc..

Hi friends,i have heard a lot of my friends saying that they are unable to play high resolution and high definition games on their pc and told that they are on a low budget to buy a graphicscard.Here is a solution for that:There is a software named 3-D analyzer available in the internet which acts as a virtual graphics card for playing games.
You can enter the graphic card needed from the 4 available graphic cards available and then you can get the attributes of that graphic card..If fine tuned,you can play games at the range of a 128mb RAM virutal graphic card on your non graphic card pc.
STEPS FOR USING THE 3-d ANALYZER SOFTWARE:
*First download the file from here
*Then extract that software and open the software
*Then,select the exe file of the game that you want to run
*Choose the select option
*Then you can choose the attributes the options you require to play the game
*The attributes may be pixel shader or disable rendering in the game or emulation or some other options specified
*Then,Enter the device id and the vendor id for the graphics card you need from the available graphics card on the right..
*I would suggest the ATI Radeon 9800pro to run most of the games like fifa 09 orprince of persia sands of time
*Then choose the run option and then i assure that the game would run for you at a decent speed
All the best..

10 Websites For Geek Humor & Computer Jokes




“There’s no place like 127.0.0.1″.
Didn’t get it? That’s geek humor. Just so that you know, it’s a play on the familiar ““ “There’s no place like home.”
From the outside, the world of bits and bytes might seem very dry indeed. But if you have spent any time in a digital office or even better, at an IT help desk, you would know that it’s fertile ground for jokes. Computer errors and mishaps are the banana peels of the geek world.

The one advantage that geeks have is that we can poke fun at machines too and the slip-ups they cause in our lives. In fact, having a developed sense of humor is a prime requisite for surviving the stresses of a digital workplace. Fortunately, if you look around there’s lot to poke fun and laugh at. Remember, even a company like Google laughs at itself.
Humor cannot be built up with long introductions. The path to the joke should be the shortest possible, so sally over to these tech humor websites and give those laugh lines a workout.

Tech Comedy

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Real life is funny and this site mirrors it.  It’s a collection of humorous anecdotes and first-person accounts of support personnel when non-geeks bring their computers in. As they say, the guy whom you dial for help hears all the crazy stories and we can all have a laugh as a result.

Cracked

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This site is a must visit for any guy who fancies a laugh, period. It just so happens that they have an entire section devoted to ribbing the guy who’s high on hi-tech. Here, you don’t get one liner jokes or stories; instead you face their sarcasm dripping articles that looks at everything from absurd angles. Also, don’t miss the photo captions. If you read through, it makes for loads of laughs. As a sample, try – If The Internet Disappeared: Finding Answers Without Google

Give Up Internet

funny computer jokes
If the previous site is a bit text heavy, this one favors images. The above picture had me grinning. The tech humor blog is for the “internet people”, and it is built around news, pictures, funny comics, videos, and animated GIFs.

TechChuff

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Their About page itself is worth a read and quite definitely lays down what the site aims to do. Don’t believe them when they say that the blog is a collaboration between Nissan, PepsiCo and the current Belizian government. It isn’t; instead it’s a satirical poke at everything and anything that’s digital. The site is a bit stagnant now, with its last update in 2010, but the stories are still worth a laugh.

Geeks Are Sexy

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It’s a personal opinion, but I do like the post titles the site comes up with. Geeks Are Sexy (or GAS for you) looks at tech happenings in an offbeat tone. Most of posts are news oriented, but the stuff that really interests me comes with “˜Humor’ tag. Snippets, cartoons, videos, and animations make for some fun reading in the Humor section. The funnies are collated from various corners of the web and presented for our reading pleasure (like the one above).

The Joy Of Tech Comic

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You could go to the parent site ““ GeekCulture and still have a laugh as it showcases instances of geeky humor from around the web, or you could stay put and read the tech comics in the sub-section. The site has a decade’s worth of archives that you can sift through if you need regular doses of light reading. Then, you can take part in the polls too.

Shark Tank

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True stories from the tech world and as the blog says, it’s the place where IT and people’s cluelessness collides. Shark Tank courtesy, Sharky’s razor wit is a part of the online ComputerWorld.com website. You can even download a PDF on The Best of Shark Tankthat has more than 70 tales of IT miseries documented by readers.

Bash.org

I will let you figure this collection out for yourself. Urban Dictionary defines it as – a site with examples of people making complete asses of themselves on IRC or while instant messaging.

Geek Invasion

The site says that it’s dedicated to feeding geeks “˜relevant information’. News bytes, images, and videos”¦some cool and some downright funny fill the geek’s day. For instance,What Grills Faster? Android, WinPhone or iPhone 4? Find it out here.

 

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